very short story

once upon a time

i was an educational assistant
in special education

one day
a delinquent
james deen-esque
downs syndrom
clyptomaniac

stole a very large stapler

he had it in his pocket

i said, not thinking

come on t you have a giant stapler in your pocket

our eyes locked

and then
he
hoofed me in the calf

and i cried

and we were both called into the office
where t was made to apologize

which he did

Holiday Cards Set

Holiday Cards Set, originally uploaded by Kim's Suitcase.

available at my etsy shop
www.kimssuitcase.etsy.com

parcel post

blue sheep-ish

i was ill on the date of canzine, and wasn't able to attend,
sorry to anyone who might of come to visit.

in good news i am better now!

thanks for your understanding.

orange orange orange grey trousers

orange orange orange grey trousers, originally uploaded by Kim's Suitcase.

happy halloween

Being short means you can go out trick or treating for Halloween for the rest of your life, I keep trying to convince my Mother who is 87 and 4 foot 11 ( and shrinking) that she could go as an old lady...(the photo is of my Mum going to school for the first time at about age 3, and her beautiful greyhound)

I am thinking of doing the same. At 5 foot 1, I too have been awarded the prize of trick or treating for life!
(I do feel a little sorry for those really really tall 11 year olds that get questioned)

The strangest trick or treaters was a family with a new born (like days old), Mother, Father and Grandmother. All not dressed up. The grandmother held the baby and presented it to me when I opened the door.

The oddest thing I ever got trick or treating was a grapefruit, a guy didn't realize it was halloween and rumaged around his fridge for a while and plopped a grapefruit in my halloween bag.



Happy Haunting.

Trick or Treat.

Happy Happy Candy Eating.

And a Merry Halloween.

Earnest Muffins

earnest muffins, originally uploaded by Kim's Suitcase.

ALGERNON: Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them.

(Oscar Wilde, 'The Importance of Being Earnest' )